we most humbly entreat your kind attention

for we are collectively overwhelmed to announce

A VERYVERYWRONGINDEED WAREHOUSE PARTY

to infuse a gentle and fragrant Ibizia breeze throughout the

frankly uncivilised and rotting corners of London...

(not recommended for those of a patriotic or sensitive disposition)

A warehouse? Well, how long would one expect veryverywrongindeed to remain locked down in clubs? It started as a free beach party in Ibiza, via nastydirtysexmusic and part of the sinister organiser's longstanding mischevious desire to doing everything under the cultural radar. So fucking all that off, VVWI has been at Ministry and Turnmills - once both on the same night - and it's well-known as the night that turned Ministry around when it was terminally uncool. It's toured DC10, Canada, Ireland, Switzerland, more free beach parties, and at one point ran simultaneously on Sundays across London, Leeds, Bristol, Manchester and Brighton. It's even inspired a new label of "afterhours music", veryverywrongindeed recordings - too weird for the minimalists but way too late-night for the mainstream, and described by IDJ as "really freaky shit".

As Metro put it, "VVWI's ethics and twisted take on techno has inspired a younger generation to reinvigorate acid house's renegade spirit". And as Danny Tenaglia said, "It was only yesterday I did 3 back to back interviews for the UK re Ibiza and someone asked me who made the most impact on me - and I said :) Tim Sheridan".

SAT DECEMBER 1.
(Holy shit)