A couple of FUCKED OFF QUEENS present...

NO!
Easter Friday, Mar 21.
From "love you" to "fuck YOU!", a big queer celebration of electronic music in all its forms. Rave and munting downstairs / nudisco upstairs.

At the Horse and Groom, Shoreditch EC2A 3NZ.

Starts 6PM, ends 2AM, just like your last relationship.

THIS INVITATION HAS GONE OUT TO 200 MUSCLE QUEENS from Paul Shetler, 200 SHOREDITCH BEARDY GEEKS from Big Daddy AND ANOTHER 200 RANDOM HOTTIES from Ms Cordelia. You probably got invited because you once turned to a friend in some GAY DISCO VENUE and said GOD NO PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS JESUS, I want REAL ELECTRONIC MUSIC.

Or you're just decorative. That works for us too.

LINEUP
Mistress De Funk / SANKEYS / RADIO1
Cormac / WET YOURSELF / TRAILER TRASH
Big Daddy / PLAYTIME / NO! RESIDENT
Jim Stanton / THE HOUSE OF HORSE MEAT DISCO
Night of the 4,000 Chicos / THE MAN WHO MADE ALL THOSE HOT NORTHERN STRAIGHT BLOKES SNOG EACH OTHER TO GET INTO HOT NORTHERN CLUB VAGUE IN THE 90S. We have the photos to prove it.

As you MAY HAVE GUESSED, this is a GAY EVENT. Back in the old days, the GAYS RULED DANCE MUSIC. They've been led astray by the EVIL THAT IS DISCO HOUSE IN VAUXHALL. Now we're TAKING MUSIC BACK (and bringing a bit of SEXY BACK as well).

DISCO = great music.
HOUSE = amazing music!
DISCO HOUSE = A toxic poison, soon to feature on an episode of crimewatch.

SAY YES to STRIPPED-BACK electronics, WEIRD wonky noises, and breakdowns that GO ON FOR DAYS. NO! brings you two of the UK's biggest bent DJs who don't ever play on the gay scene plus the man who founded Horse Meat Disco, the club that put voguing back on the map, and a rising star of Wet Yourself, one of the few clubs still injecting COLOUR AND MOVEMENT into the London scene.

And it's over by 2AM, when OF COURSE you'll then tuck yourself up in bed. ALONE. Except those four Brazilians, OBVIOUSLY.

NO! Fri Mar 21 / Easter Friday. Horse and Groom, Curtain Road, Shoreditch EC2A 3NZ. Nearest Tube: Old St / Liverpool St. 6PM-2AM, £5 or £4 with eflyer. www.EmpireOfNO.com. Info: grant@playtime-club.com or 07811 353 502. OPENING NIGHT.