CALM DOWN, bitches!

Stop SPINNING AROUND like the LAST GAY AT A KYLIE CONCERT.

THE FIRST INVITATION WENT OUT TO 200 MUSCLE QUEENS from Paul Shetler, 200 SHOREDITCH BEARDY GEEKS from Big Daddy AND ANOTHER 200 RANDOM HOTTIES from Ms Cordelia. You probably got invited because you once turned to a friend in some GAY DISCO VENUE and said GOD NO PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS JESUS, I want REAL ELECTRONIC MUSIC.

You GOT IT.

(We ROCKED, everyone GOT LAID.)

NO! is back JUNE 7. Circle the date in your diary like A LOVESICK GIRL WITH SET OF BINOCULARS, KEEPING A DIARY OF HIS MOVEMENTS.

And to KEEP YOU PACIFIED AND QUIET, here is a new mix...
BIG DADDY says OH NO!

Say YES! to NASTY electronics, WONKY BREAKDOWNS that GO ON FOR DAYS, and a noisy session of BEEPS and CRACKLING NOISES - like AN ELECTRICIAN PREPARING FOR THAT FIRST ROLE IN A TRIGA FILM - the one that will make him A STAR.

Say YES! to NO!

Remember, JUNE 7. Circle it. IMAGINE IT. AND START PREPARING THE TOOL BELT NOW...