Bunch of ratty old queens, sometimes...

Aril Brikha: Shlomi Aber stole my presets!.

The same article has been recycled by the Independent, so we must be on, what, year four of the cycle?: All indie bands sound the same (except the ones when I were a lad).

And finally, Theo Parrish v the American music industry. Unlike the others, this one has a bit of passion and thought behind it, if also a lot of recycled ideas from the US. Points to the interviewer for asking such an extraordinarily leading first (and only) question.